duh! moments

ara · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:37 am Post subject: duh! moments

ok, recently people have been giving me complete "duh!" statements.

feel free to add to them:

it started with this one by my friend as we were getting gas and it was freezing cold. she said to me, "if it was just a few degrees warmer out here, it wouldn't be so damn cold!"
i replied, "yeah, hun - that's how temperature works."

that same day i got this one from my brother who called on the house line: "hey, are you at home?"
i replied, "um... yeah... you did call on the house line, you know."

a couple days later i got this one from my mom as i was working with a pack of construction paper for school. "was that new when you bought it?"
i replied, "no mom, i bought it half used.... of course it was new when i bought it!"

today my parents, my fiance, and i were watching one of my favorite movies, "the princess bride". it was at the part where wesley was about to meet fezik (played by andre the giant). what does my fiance ask? "was this made before he (andre the giant) died?"
i replied, "no, they reanimated his corpse just for this movie."
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Cecidrake · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject:

I lol'ed!

ara · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

my friends and i just finished watching some dvd's last night when one of them says, "hey, did you remember to rewind those?"

um..... yeah.....
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Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
~ Carl Zwanzig